Golden Plains roundup: tops and bottoms
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Golden Plains roundup: tops and bottoms
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'Top Camp' by Tim Harvey, 'Boot guy' by Kristy Lee
Tops:
No rain. Sucks to be you if you were deterred by Meredith!
Gary Numan strikes a messianic pose and... Whala! Golden Plains turns into goth nightclub
The Drones deep-fry a slice of Oz-rock gold
The hapless dancing lamps during Sweet Jelly Roll's DJ set
Lawrence Pike of Pivot may be result of secret government project to make Bionic Cuddly Drummer
Opulent Sound System's deadly serious mic shout-outs
Drinking slab in two days yet blowing 0.00 in the exit breathalyser
Free blue cocktails served by Mexican wrestlers
The Meredith Eye ferris wheel makes its debut
Wearing obnoxious T-shirt that says "I Heart Sydney"
Baby wipes - only sissy wimp wieners shower at festivals
Bottoms:
New Zealand dub should be classified as international terrorism
Losing sunglasses on first night = paranoid and squinty weekend asking all wearers of similar sunglasses, 'Say, those are some nice shades...'
Dan Deacon - how about actually playing some music, stupid electro-clown?
8 degrees overnight on Sunday = shivering in sleeping bag wearing all clothes brought to festival
Miss Pussycat's puppet show possibly invented as Guantanamo Bay torture technique
Dickhead slaps plate of Krishna curry out of my hands with little 'Pewwww!' sound effect
Curry was tasteless anyway - Krishnas stricken from acceptable food list
Tony Allen and My Disco should have swapped timeslots
Sex talk from bogans on acid - 'I thought lube was only for homos 'n that...?'
Breakfast pizza no longer has hollandaise sauce
Ambience: Outdoor
Difficulty: Depends how hard you push it
Keywords: Golden Plains
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