Craig's posters
What:
Craig's posters
Where:
Windsor
When:
Right now probably, for all we know
How much:
If Craig takes you bowling and you want to bring a friend, they will have to pay for themselves.
UPDATE: Hmmm, it appears Craig is not from the future, apologies to Todd Lamb, who invented this idea in NYC.
Trapped somewhere between the icky end of Chapel and the super scary possibly fatal crossing experience that is Dandenong Road lies Craig's home. I don't know who Craig is, but I hope he will read this. He made my day as I pounded the Windsor pavements, fuelled only by a vodka & schnapps smoothie from Yellow Bird.
We have so much in common. Craig's grannie is a bit deaf, mine is dead. He likes banana Big Ms, I like chocolate ones. He loves doing stuff, unless it involves kites or cheese, I once flew a kite into some overhead cabling and almost electrocuted myself. I think he has my copy of Metro, I wondered where that got to. I think maybe Craig is me, from the future.
Craig, I start work at three and like licking the lids of yoghurts. I once worked in the nursing home near Windsor station making breakfast for 80 senile seniors. One of them, Betty, had lost her dog. She just couldn't find it anywhere. Meet me in the car park behind Coles at 1.15 next Wednesday and we'll look for him together. His name is Barnstable. Barney for short. If you're me, you'll already know all this of course.
Ambience: Spooky
Difficulty: Exertion will pay off
Keywords: Windsor
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