Payless (the double shoe deal)
What:
Payless (the double shoe deal)
Where:
138 Elizabeth St, Melbourne
When:
Mon - Sun (reasonable hours we're guessing)
Contact:
9650 1799
Which of the items in this photo is the odd one out? If you said "the yacht rock shoes on the left" you are wrong. In fact you are so wrong I should take the boxing glove in the middle and punch you in the face for being so dumb. But I won't. Instead let me tell you the flat out truth:
"Feet are ugly." Yep. Doesn't matter who you are.
So this summer, instead of resorting to the default Haviaana thong, why don't you try something a little less revealing? A simple white shoe. A bit of naughty nautical or a no-nonsense volley. You can even get deals like the ‘second pair for half price' bargain at Payless. I have never wished that I had four legs more than I did when I saw that. Sure it's an ego check to walk across Bourke Street Mall with PAYLESS written on your shopping bag, but then again, who are you trying to impress? The guy who plays the electric didgeridoo who may or may not still be at Earthcore circa 1987?
Product: Clothing
Anatomy: Feet
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