Man With A Van
What:
Man With A Van
Where:
Here
When:
Whenever you can't be bothered doing it yourself
How much:
$70 one man $90 two men (slightly more on weekends)
Contact:
0425 759 135
On the 6th day God created man. Earlier in the week, God created light and thought, not bad, that'll make finding things a bit easier. But he also created heavy, and he did put it into boxes labelled such things as 'tapes' 'books' 'fragile' and 'very fucking fragile'. To contain all the boxes, large and small, God created sharehouses, in which the boxes did sit, waiting patiently for their conveyance to a new place, a place without the psychotic Vegan flatmate and a stoner called leaf. So God gave unto man a van. And he did move things. And it was good.
Over time, man evolved into a large, some would say overweight creature, with thick black hairs covering his arms and a surly demeanour. He would take frequent cigarette breaks and complain about his back a lot and he began to charge exorbitant rates.
God was pretty sure this was one of the sins he gave to Moses and so he Googled it, and there it was: 'greed'. In anger, God created Man With A Van, and from that day forth meek students and all those with small arms and small cars could move their boxes freely again. The men themselves turned out to be handsome hipsters, with fine body grooming and a flirtatious manner. The men have now moved to a depot in Collingwood, which they warmed last weekend. Due to the outlandish success of this congregation, there is talk of an even bigger throng for NYE. Join the brethren today, let Man With A Van be your ark.
NB: The existence of god is debatable.
Product: Objects
Anatomy: Whole body
Keywords: Removalists, Collingwood
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