Alice Euphemia's BIGGEST EVER Royally Large Sale
What:
Alice Euphemia's BIGGEST EVER Royally Large Sale
Where:
Alice Euphemia, Shp 6 Cathedral Arcade, 37 Swanston St, Melbourne
When:
Thurs June 5 9am-7pm, Fri June 6 10am-7pm, Sat June 7 10pm-6pm, Sun June 8 12pm-5pm
How much:
Bargains from $25!
‘Biggest ever' is a claim usually made by Napoleon Rosales via your trash folder. But get excited, because we've been told to bandy it around in reference to Alice Euphemia's BIGGEST EVER sale, which will deliver guaranteed results without the need for nasal spray technology. We have also been informed that this is a ‘Royally Large' sale, which differs from the more conventional ‘Lowborn Sales' you often see about town.
So with this regal blessing, you are invited to come down and fight it out for offerings from all your favourite Australian labels such as Antipodium, Friedrich Gray, Marnie Skillings, TV and Kate Hurst. Yes, last time there may have been some hair grabbing and brutal clawing over the last Tina Kalivas. And that was the sale before the BIGGEST EVER sale! So you'll have to get in quick this time.
Start making arrangements to have a weird, personal ‘specialist' appointment or suffer a sports injury even though you haven't done physical activity since 1993. Because trivial engagements such as work, university or your grandmother's 80th should not stand in the way of you getting 80% off.
Product: Fashion
Anatomy: Hip pocket
Keywords: Alice Euphemia, Sale
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