ACCA Bookshop
What:
ACCA Bookshop Catalogue Sale Bonanza!
Where:
ACCA, 111 Sturt St, Southgate
When:
Until Oct 26 or sold out, Tues-Fri 11am-5pm, Sat-Sun 11am-6pm
How much:
From $3!
Taking a tape measure, determine the dimensions of your coffee table. Proceed with tape measure to the Australian Centre for Contemporary Art. Turn left through the door towards shelves where catalogues are displayed. Note the drastically reduced sale prices. Take in hand a catalogue by Barbara Kruger. Using the tape measure you have brought with you, measure the catalogue.
If the catalogue is equal to or less than the length in centimetres of your coffee table, proceed to the adjacent counter and offer money in exchange for its ownership. It is vitally important at this stage not to bypass the sales counter when moving towards the coffee stand. The coffee stand serves hot beverages for approximately $3. For this same sum, many of the catalagues on display may be purchased. To reiterate, foregoing one hot beverage may enable the purchase of one publication. (Note well, some will cost slightly more.)
Repeat above process for catalogues detailing exhibitions by Callum Morton, Gillian Wearing, Richard Billingham and Domenico de Clario. Upon completing these steps, proceed immediately to your place of residence and arrange catalogues on coffee table.
Product: Books
Anatomy: Ego
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