Heeb, The Germany Issue
Even though the Jews control all of the media in the US, it still takes a lot of balls to publish a magazine called Heeb and basically straight take the piss out of your own religious culture. Thankfully, these nu-Jews are totally into that, and because they're already in the tribe, they have the security of not getting blacklisted and financially executed like an Irish-catholic twenty-something copy-writer. Eeek!
The current issue is Heeb #21, The Germany Issue where the Heebsters take on the intertwined history and contemporary attitude of Jews in Germany. It's packed with hilarious and terrible features like Roseanne Barr dressed as Hitler burning Jew cookies, the winning entry of their fake holocaust memoir contest (written by Maxim Biller!), and porn jewess Joanna Angel comparing and reviewing how German sausages fit into her various orifices. Eat your heart out, Vice.
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