The Bear Trap, by This Charming Man

By: Penny Modra
Date: 8th Aug 07
Product: Accessories
Theft: Theft is inevitable: Buy two

The Bear Trap, by This Charming Man

What:
The Bear Trap, by This Charming Man

Where:
Bobby's Cuts, Shop 4, 237-239 Flinders Lane (enter via Scott Alley), Melbourne

When:
Mon-Thurs 10am-6pm; Fri 10am-8pm; Sat 10am-6pm; Sun 12-5pm

How much:
RRP $240

Contact:
96634030
Or Pip Carroll at Ambiguous Horse for stockist enquiries

MySpace:
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Tiny bears have menaced many civilisations throughout history. More than a few have known the terror of tiny claws; the squeeze of tiny jaws; the more obtuse aggression of the Care Bear who doesn't care anymore; the deeply hidden menace of the clan they call "The Marmalade Family".
Despite years of work by an international network of tiny security specialists, it took one man to answer the call. And heaven knows, Ed Janssen's Bear Trap will be a comfort to us all.

Weapon specs: sterling silver body, oxidised sterling silver chain, sprung crossbar reacts speedily to prodding. Dispatch to stores is underway.

From now on, there might be a chair in there but sure as sugar there won't be a bear as well.