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By: Patrick Collins
Article published: 1st May 09
Event: Rally
Stimulus: Screams
What:
Melbourne Zombie Shuffle 2009
Where:
Starts at the Carlton Gardens, Cnr of Rathdowne St and Victoria St, Carlton. Afterparty at Roxanne, Lvl 2, 2 Coverlid Pl, Melbourne
When:
Sat May 9, 1-4pm. Afterparty doors 5pm
How much:
BRRAAAAAINNS
Description:
There are reports coming in from everywhere. Melbourne might be the only place that isn't infected. There are even sightings of them in Tasmania, and we all know the ones down there are going to have creepy incestuous zombie sex with each other. Some things don't change even when you're undead. We have to get it together. By Saturday they will definitely be here, probably starting around Carlton Gardens and heading towards the other mindless shells of humans at Crown Casino. If you survive the first wave, go to the afterparty at Roxanne where we shall commence the repopulation of Australia. - PC