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By: Rude Law
Date: 25th May 05
Product: Objects
Theft: Theft is likely
What:
Ghettopoly
How Much:
US$39.95
Where:
On the internet
The top-hat, the shoe and the iron have been replaced by a pimp, a marijuana leaf and a crack rock. Community Chest and Chance Cards have been abandoned for Ghetto Stash and Hustle Cards. Water and electrical amenities have been bulldozed and replaced by a liquor store, a peep show and a gun shop. Gone are the days of politely bidding for Mayfair and Parklane, of plum-mouthed laughter thinly disguising bitter resentment, of holding on to your fallen empire of hotels and houses due to colonialist pride. With Ghettopoly take your friends to the cleaners and enjoy it, get a neighbourhood addicted to crack and collect $50. It's dawg eat dawg playa.