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By: Isabel Dunstan
Date: 20th Jun 07
Ambience: Indoor
Difficulty: Won't hurt a bit
What:
Curtin House Level 3 sale
Where:
Lvl 3, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne
When:
June 22 – July 1
Mon-Thurs and Sat 10am-6pm, Fri 11am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Myer stocktake sale? The biggest sale in the country? Phht. Whatever.
If it's the knocks and bruises to the bottom lip you're after, then clamber the stairs (or take the lift to conserve your shopping energy) of Curtin House to level 3. Three stores have teamed up to send shoppers into a real eye-gouging, wedgie-pulling sale frenzy. Up to 40% off the flashy threads from Bra-sizzle is the rizzle dizzle at Order and Progress. All your holiday reading for up to 75% off from Metropolis and the discounted art and fashion at Someday will leave you enough coin to piff* at the poor sods lugging about those offensively red plastic bags down below on street level.
*we advise you refrain from injuring other shoppers. If you pity those who have missed on the level 3 sale, maybe offer to take them out for a coffee. Then rub your bargain buys in their face.