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By: Penny Modra
Date: 26th Sep 07
Format: Book
Motivation: Cancel all plans
What:
Ants Have Sex in Your Beer, by David Shrigley
Where:
Metropolis Books, Lvl 3, Curtin House, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne
When:
Just came in
How much:
$29.95
Contact:
9663 2015
David Shrigley has made a new book.
There is no way to explain
this book
other than to write down various things
that are in it.*
I have sampled the voice
of Charles Manson
and I have used it to make
a dance record.
The record is good and
I am very proud of it.
Spiders hanging from your eyes.
You have very low standards.
Your look is befitting a
beggar.
You are not allowed in the
restaurant.
You must eat in the bar area.
I am going to draw a picture.
I want you to look at it
and then copy it.
Then I want you to show it
to that idiot over there
and make him copy it.
And then we'll make a
recording of us beating him up.
And we'll make a CD
and we'll use what he
drew for the cover.
*Note: It is better with the pictures