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By: Penny Modra
Date: 19th Mar 08
Ambience: Indoor
Difficulty: Exertion will pay off
What:
Anna's Go-Go Academy
Where:
The Bendigo Hotel, 125 Johnston St, Collingwood
When:
Tuesdays 7pm and 8.30pm
How much:
$12 per class or $60 for six-class pass. Bookings essential.
Contact:
gogoacademy@iprimus.com.au for Anna is amassing a go-go army
It has been brought to our attention that there are some people who don't want you to find out about Anna's Go-Go Academy. They do not want you to go-go. If they had their way, you would be hanging on like a yo-yo. These people do not include Anna herself; we can only assume they are one or two renegade students of the Academy who wish to preserve the ancient art of go-go as an exclusive, Tuesday night activity.
But our dedication to rigorous journalism dictates otherwise. You must be told and we are telling you that Anna's Go Go Academy can teach you the Monkey, the Razzle Dazzle, the Pony, the dance that causes Vincent Vega to become paranoid about rumours suggesting he has a thing with Mia Wallace and will therefore be subject to the wrath of Marcellas. You will be encouraged to have a cider and a fag before class and you will develop, in no time, what go-go purists refer to as a ‘ginchy vibe'.