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By: Penny Modra
Date: 21st Aug 08
Product: Fashion
Theft: Theft is inevitable: Buy two
What:
Alphaville Sale!!
Where:
OK WE DOUBLE CHECKED:
201 Flinders La, Melbourne
179 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
When:
Starts Thurs Aug 21
How much:
30% OFF (excluded denim and scarves)
Just when you thought you would never own a t-shirt with River Phoenix smokin' a rollie on it, THINK AGAIN. It's the Alphaville sale (on everything except denim and scarves). Alex and Georgie are throwing their fine retail staff to the wolves (us) again with discounts on frankly already-quite-affordable fashions. It starts tomorrow (Thursday).
Actually there's that sheltered area next to the Flinders Lane store where you could sleep overnight like a keen bean, waiting for the doors to open. And when you get in, here's what it will be like:
You: Hey River, gimme a drag o' that durrie
River: I don't know you, man, oh wait, did I see you that time at Viper Room?
You: No man, I just bought you on a t-shirt
River: [Shakes his head like he did that time in Stand By Me when Ace said to him "You little faggot! This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?"]