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By: Catherine Dwyer
Date: 6th Feb 08
Product: Fashion
Anatomy: Hip pocket
What:
Alice Euphemia's Crazy Town Sale
Where:
6 Cathedral Arcade, 37 Swanston St, Melbourne
When:
Thur Feb 7, 9am-7pm; Fri Feb 8, 9am-8pm; Sat Feb 9, 10am-6pm; Sun Feb 10, 11am-5pm
How much:
From $20 buckaroos
Hello. Are you like me? Endemically prone to bouts of unrealism and grandiosity in your conception of yourself? Do you find your chronic lack of cash is constantly dragging you back down to earth? Do you wish you could somehow weave your inner beauty into a magical cloak that would show the world what a butterfly you really are? Well, beyond the hawkers and the plebs of Swanston Street and the rank smell of Subway, a four-day window of opportunity is opening up to bring your lofty visions of ascension within reach.
Yep, Alice Euphemia is having another one of its totally Crazy Town sales. All those labels that once mocked you with their flattering cuts, fine cloth and gorgeous detail now embrace you like long lost relatives.
Mad Cortes dresses are reduced from like $750 to (choke) $150. Finally, people will take you seriously in Marnie Skilling's "Day of the Dead -inspired floral madness" and need never know how ridiculously cheap you got it for. Antipodium, Romance Was Born, Maus Cat Berlin, Obus and heaps more are all up for grabs. May your feet never touch the ground again.