What:
Meccanoid - Less Than Zero!
Where:
Niagra Hotel, 383 Lonsdale St, Melbourne
When:
Mon Nov 3, doors 10pm
How much:
$22, or $20 in ‘80s brat pack dress
Win:
We have 2 dbl passes to give away! For your chance to win, email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line ‘But I already gave my panties to a geek'
Description:
Someone has picked up a case of the John Hughes this edition of Meccanoid. They're asking you to pick out your spongiest shoulder-pads, deathliest pumps and give your panties to a geek. This sophomore summer party is all about first awkward loves and shuffling foot like Molly Ringwald. Park your red corvette outside of this Lonsdale Street school gym and prepare for a night of starry eyes, Italian Alexander Robotnick and TLR from the Netherlands. And NHJ, Quirk, Toupee, Glitch, Hysteric, VJ Inxile, Mittons and Peter Baker will fight over who gets to play the slow song. - ID
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