What:
Looking for Ronan's Prada shoes
Where:
Around the place. Last seen at The Alderman on Saturday
When:
Until we track them down
How much:
What price vigilance?
Description:
Our writer Ronan has had his Prada shoes stolen. Ronan has Prada shoes? You exclaim. How did someone get them off his feet? These are valid questions, but there's no time for jibber jabber, we must remain focused on revenge. Here is his victim's statement: "My shoes were taken at about 2 o'clock on Saturday night at The Alderman. There were four dapper young men in the room. The shoes were black Prada sports calf shoes. I had bought them that day at incredible expense on impulse. I am a poor student. Please, thief if you are reading this could you send them back to 1012 Drummond St, Carlton North 3054. Also if people could make an effort to stare at peoples feet for the next week and if any black Prada shoes are spotted on anyone could they ask them a. if they have ever been to the Alderman b. where they got them c. are they a thief. Make the world good again." - us
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