Lonely Teardrops

For many, who have been put off horns and all things Gypsy by the likes of The Cat Empire, Beirut's debut album Gulag Orkestar is less about imitating...

There’s a brand-spanking new hub for Melbourne’s art community, it’s open 24/7, has no walls and is guarded by a mixed-mutt super dog.

Brainchild...

London to Brighton hits the ground running. Kelly, a woman with a horror-show swollen eye, rushes a terrified young girl into a public bathroom. Kelly...

Anger management classes are a funny thing really. But we suppose you can't argue with a "Restraining Order" - whatever that is. One thing we...

Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

The report you see before you concerns Tourism Victoria's Red Thread campaign. Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

It’s time to put an end to tabloid magazines. Supermarket checkout-stands could instead be filled with sardonic literary journals and a shining...

Watching someone enjoying freshly glazed doughnuts is tough when you'rea vegan. Well, La Panella Bakery is the vegan's sweet revenge. A gallimaufry of...

They come served in a milk cartons and pizza boxes, delivered to you through the window of an ice cream truck. Writing about them makes me want *TyPe...

We know what you're thinking, "These ThreeThousand writers don't know their EATs from their WATCHes..."

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- Pants
- Legs
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They may not be Vivienne Westwood clad Harajuku girls, but these Japanese fruits are just as worthy of a place on the coffee table or a place in Gwen...

By mid-2004 it seemed that if a band was touted as the “next big thing from Williamsburg” it would be a sure sign to avoid them. Amongst the...

For once Christmas will fall in June - at least for Even fans. Due to Fitzroy's Spanish Club ceasing to host bands in the near future due to noise complaints...

Fancy-ass posters are a dime a dozen these days. Wallpaper companies are totally shaking in their glue-proof shoes. You can even buyfancy-ass sticking-stuff-to-the-wall...

Mess and Noise is the Australian music magazine that stemmed from the loins of mono.net, the cyber community of music lovers forced to relocate...

In true Melbourne style, Murmur Bar is tucked away down a dark little way with only a faintly glowing sign to mark its presence. But, unlike some other...

Breast milk! Betrayed! Wake up, Winnipegger! Even the titles that flash up during Guy Maddin's My Winnipeg are infectious. It's a kinda-sorta love-hate...

When grunge dominated the musical landscape there was no shortage of bands eager to replicate. Nowadays it's Baltimore club and aspiring producers. Every...

To be honest, Architecture In Helsinki have at times sounded a bit too much like a school band for our liking. However, with sold out shows all over the...

Despite her helmet hair, Miranda July has featured in more than 100,000 sexual submission fantasies (according to the ABS). So, of course, when she...