Foxton Fizz launch
What:
Foxton Fizz launch
Where:
Julio, 171 Miller St, North Fitzroy
When:
Sat Dec 1, 1pm
How much:
Free entry, four bucks a (soda) pop
Description:
Dear Australians. Help is at hand. For those of you who look wistfully to the east, to Aotearoa New Zealand's rolling green hills and idyllic race relations. Relief is here for any of you who ever sighed and asked, "why can't we have a female Prime Minister who will talk Prince Charles into appearing with her in a TV cartoon called Bro Town?" To all you Australians who want so badly to be Kiwis it's giving you a pain in your budgie smugglers: you know you are, and don't even try to act all "nah bro" this late in the piece. You told me all about it back in the day, cuz. So many times.
All of youse, here's the secret: It's in the water. And now they've bottled that sheez. To be Kiwi you just drink Foxton Fizz, the nuclear-free soft drink that makes you smugger. It's the secrets of the ancestors, bottled in a little town in the middle of the North Island. Four bright colours: drink them all and I promise you will no longer be a racist. Or your money back. Available only from the effervescent Julio cafe who are celebrating this Saturday with free "spiderization". True, cuz.
Event: Launch
Stimulus: Free booze & Food
Keywords: Foxton Fizz, Fitzroy, New Zealand
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