Keyword results: Zombies
What:
Horror double, The Hills Have Eyes and Zombie
Where:
Astor Theatre, 1 Chapel St, St Kilda
When:
Mon Aug 31, doors 7:30pm
How much:
$12/$13
Description:
You know things are about to get SERIOUS when you're handed a ‘barf bag' walking into a cinema. That was the scene that greeted multiplex patrons in 1979 when Lucio Fulci's Zombie was finally edited enough to get a western release. Coke, popcorn and a barf bag - lovely. The Hills Have Eyes is just as infamous, directed by Wes Craven, it was so badass the people that hand out film ratings slapped an X on it - no mean feat for a horror film.
Event: Film
Stimulus: Cheap Date
What:
Melbourne Zombie Shuffle 2009
Where:
Starts at the Carlton Gardens, Cnr of Rathdowne St and Victoria St, Carlton. Afterparty at Roxanne, Lvl 2, 2 Coverlid Pl, Melbourne
When:
Sat May 9, 1-4pm. Afterparty doors 5pm
How much:
BRRAAAAAINNS
Description:
There are reports coming in from everywhere. Melbourne might be the only place that isn't infected. There are even sightings of them in Tasmania, and we all know the ones down there are going to have creepy incestuous zombie sex with each other. Some things don't change even when you're undead.
Event: Rally
Stimulus: Screams
Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice is one of those books everyone pretends to read. According to the Wikipedia summary it's all about some sisters trying to get married off. And there are five of them. And they all have different personalities and, dunno, some stuff happens... The point is; it's all very twee and not at all exciting.
What:
Zombie Wedding Film Shoot
Where:
In and around Burwood
When:
Sat Mar 14 and Sun Mar 15, 10am-8pm
How much:
Free!
Description:
This is not the absurd prequel to 2004's low budget zomcom-with-heart Zombie Honeymoon. And it has little to do with those weddings at which you daydream about wrenching off your arm just to have something to throw at the newlyweds. Well, okay, it's something along those lines but it's more a um, call to arms.
Event: Performance
Stimulus: Chaos
Here's something that annoys me about interesting stuff: as soon as it gets juicy, it's all over. This truth I apply across the board to relationships, independent publishing, acne, everything. But especially to zombie movies. So many questions are still left unanswered in this, the greatest of genres.
What:
Melbourne Zombie Shuffle
Where:
Starts at Carlton Gardens, corner Rathdowne and Victoria sts
When:
Sat June 14, 12.30-2pm
How much:
Free!
Contact:
zombieshufflemelbourne@gmail.com
Description:
Heed the lessons learned over the three decades of Romero's oeuvre: By the time the first news report goes to air, the walking dead are among you. It is best not to get in the car and "just drive". Toilets don't work in furniture display windows at the mall. These types of things.
Event: Exhibition
Stimulus: W
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