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Cutting your own hair at 12.40am after six or eight beers is a lonely, unnerving business. But wetting my hair in the bathroom mirror, I'm definitely...

Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

The report you see before you concerns Tourism Victoria's Red Thread campaign. Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Wolves is an album for the brooders. For those stuck in a rut or just stuck at a tram stop. It is for those with a headache, or worst-case scenario...

Like Mr Whippy looking forward to 41-degree day, we get giddy anytime we hear about Tai Snaith putting on a show. She’s earned our love over the...

When even a MIFF audience leaves the cinema muttering that a film is "too French", you know it must be very French indeed. A tortured romance...

Instead of getting caught up in the peppered language of perfume – sensuous…cradled slumber…caressing skin…you get the drift...

Unless you’re in the market for an old vacuum clearer or splatted paint can, there’s no use heading to Alpha’s new store in the city...

Regarded as the first to establish sunglasses as a fashion accessory with their aptly named, 'Sun Specs', the Oliver Goldsmith brand has been worn by...

Can we shift gears into First Person for a moment? Thanks. I’m not proud of it, but should admit my occasional cultural cringe towards Australian...

There was a time when I used to be completely intimidated by wine and only know two things about it. I knew Cab Savs were the most robust, and I knew...

London to Brighton hits the ground running. Kelly, a woman with a horror-show swollen eye, rushes a terrified young girl into a public bathroom. Kelly...

There was a character in Sartre's Nausea who read every book in the municipal library of Bouville, slogging away with a notebook and a chip on his shoulder...

Bruce “My Parents Are Dead!” Wayne has great toys and fashion sense, but crippling angst. The first act of Iron Man, though, is packed with...

Ever wanted to burst into mass-choreographed dance in an XTina-vs-Usher kind of way? Well brace yourselves, funk wannabes, because last Wednesday night...

Since April 2005, Mess+Noise Magazine has been jumping off the floors of record stores and into our bags quicker than a handful of shoplifted CDs. Founded...

Kids (and adults) no longer need to fear the creatures in their cupboards because Kooky Spooks make your scariest nightmares your cutest companions...

It sounds simple. Four young guys decide to take a trip overseas in celebration of a mate’s upcoming wedding, and for a bit of cultural experience...

A mood-disordered green hairy homeless person hanging out with a gay worm, a bird who lives in a vacant lot in Harlem, hallucinating that his best friend...

We all know how starved Northcote has been of a decent bar proper, the Darebinshire crew have long craved a good stool to call home, that ain't of the...

In 1973 French writer Tony Duvert conducted a close reading of a series of children's sex manuals with the aim of revealing how the ‘sex-positive'...