Keyword results: Vintage
What:
Blackbird Autumn Market
Where:
Workers Club, 51 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
When:
Sat Mar 13, 11am-5pm
How much:
Free entry!
Description:
You know the drill by now. These girls nail a market pretty hard. Vintage fashion, the up-and-coming designers you love, live bands, weird and confronting art projects, snacks and jewellery. Get in there before the fitzroy wholesome discover this shit and start complaining there's no felt-craft finger puppets or vegetables.
Event: Markets
Stimulus: Be the next Princess Mary
What:
Hello Sailor Vintage Fair
Where:
The Carlton, 193 Bourke St, Melbourne
When:
Sun Mar 14, noon-6pm
How much:
Free entry, $10 raffle tickets available
Description:
Being halfway through the 1872 aquatic sci-fi epic Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne, this Hello Sailor function looked to be right up my alley. I was hoping they'd supply all manner of futuristic naval paraphernalia, such as breathable fabrics made entirely from sea-going mammals, and seaweed cigars rivalling the finest Cubans.
Event: Markets
Stimulus: Cheap Treasure
What:
Hello Sailor Vintage Fair
Where:
The Grace Darling, 114 Smith St, Collingwood
When:
Sat Feb 27 and Sun Feb 28, doors 1pm both days
How much:
Free entry!
Description:
As J. Crombie has reported, in a recent poll, nine out of ten men surveyed said they'd much prefer to dip their nuts in napalm than accompany their girlfriends to a vintage fair. But guess what? Melbourne guys love it! This incarnation of Hello Sailor is at the Grace Darling all weekend, and Rochelle says there'll be mens shirts and jackets, with labels including Dior, Balenciaga, Ann Demeulemeester, Comme Des Garçon, Marc Jacobs, Giorgio Armani - as well as some awesome 90s Basketball & Hiphop stuff (Coogi, Boy London, NBA Starter memorabilia).
Event: Markets
Stimulus: Be the next Princess Mary
What:
Sunday Best Jumble Sale #2
Where:
The Order of Melbourne, Lvl 2, 401 Swantson St, Melbourne
When:
Sun Feb 7, from 1-6pm
How much:
Free entry!
Description:
That insanely hot bird from Brother Baba Budan (Taylor Brown) is organising another "Sunday Best Jumble Sale" this Sunday from 1 'til 6pm at The Order of Melbourne. This is the second SBJS, and promises to be even better than the first one. According to Mrs. Foxy What's-her-face, and her co-organisers (Hannah Fox and Tom Supple), there'll be "hats, gloves, jewelry, clothing, barbers, punch, live music, records, shoes and a whole delectable selection of the loveliest items from 1920 to 1960".
Event: Sales
Stimulus: Be the next Princess Mary
What:
Hello Sailor Vintage Fair
Where:
The Grace Darling, 114 Smith St, Collingwood
When:
TWO DAYS Jan 30 and Jan 31, 1-6pm both days
How much:
Free!
Description:
Once again, the Grace Darling are hosting Rochelle de Bono's ‘Hello Sailor Vintage Fair', and guess what? It's four hundred million stalls of brand spanking second hand stuff, all ripe for the pickin'! Vinyl! Vintage hats! Scarves! Some other shit! It's all got to go! And, if that doesn't tickle your fancy, there'll also be a raffle.
Event: Fair
Stimulus: Cheap Treasure
Today, my dear mother took me to an op shop. Not any op shop, but the greatest op shop in the world. At the beginning I was hesitant, to say the least. I hadn't the energy to scrounge around some damp-smelling hovel desperately searching for a non-moth-bitten jumper or a non-cigarette-burnt skirt.
As we pulled up to the quaint shopping strip of Queens Parade, a clean, neat window display welcomed me.
Perky perky sales shop staff really do suck the big one. I could do without the ones that turn their noses up at me, but even worse are the ones that get all up in ya grill with their prying questions: Where'd you get your shoes from? What you up to this weekend? Have you got the day off today? Where do you work? What size are you? Want to try it on? Ahh leave me alone.
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