That heavy weight we feel when we walk into a gallery? Ignore that; that's the white elephant of theory and history that squats grossly in the corner...

There are more ways to reference house music than a collar-up pink Industrie shirt, a faux-hawk and a pinger up your bum.

Junior Boy's second full-length...

Bigger than Fraggle Rock, more reliable than a pyramid scheme, Pyramid Rock is a festival on NYE.

What kind of a festival? Well, it’s more beer...

With tedious predictability, every year I exclaim, ‘I wish you could get hot cross buns the whole year round’, and then realise that they...

Billy Thorpe died on the last day of summer. That day me and Age went down to Chelsworth park with some beers and fags. I had completely forgotten about...

What better way to say 'I love you' than with artist Tony Garifilakis' limited edition death prints? Well perhaps not. You might want to think carefully...

Buying a T-shirt is kind of like choosing a pizza base. Stay with me now. Imagine yourself walking up to the local pizza store. You're hungry, damn hungry...

Many people who enter these types of competitions put their eggs in that ol' basket labelled ‘all of the above'. It's a bold approach that sometimes...

I once said the word 'letterpress' in a roomful of designers and I won't be making that mistake again, not without a poncho. Blubbering, sweating, the...

We’ve come a long way since prescribing heroin to pregnant women. And Queen Victoria isn’t around to smoke a joint with her tea. Nor is Baudelaire...

Attention: those of you who have lived in a burrow for far too long. After turning a blind eye to independent publishing, it's about time you peel open...

This year, Rooftop Cinema worked with Berlin/London-based photographer Jan von Holleben. That is why the posters make you cry tears for your lost childhood...

If you want something to read and you don't mind if it's really stupid, you should read my magazine - Wooooo. It's an interview-based deal I publish...

They say every picture tells a story. Well at Willow bar in Northcote on Wednesday nights, every story tells a story. It's an old- fashioned approach...

"Here Ye! Here Ye! Thingo who works at the cafe on Tuesdays has put on five kilos! Dude says the ticket machine wasn't working at East Richmond Station...

Chromeo, Chromeo, where fort art thou Chromeo?

Right here it would seem, with a massive mix to slap you out of your slumber and to stop your painful...

Since April 2005, Mess+Noise Magazine has been jumping off the floors of record stores and into our bags quicker than a handful of shoplifted CDs. Founded...

Cinema and surveillance go hand in hand. In fact, someone really needs to put together a Surveillance Film Festival: Coppola’s The Conversation...

What do 'The Bold and The Beautiful', Four and Twenty Meat Pies an Oprah's Book Club have in common? They're so bad that they're good. Such is the premise...

Someone needs to put Kevin Smith on suicide watch, because Knocked Up is the film he’s been trying to make for years. He fails because he can’t...