Keyword results: Shoes
Payless (the double shoe deal)
Which of the items in this photo is the odd one out? If you said "the yacht rock shoes on the left" you are wrong. In fact you are so wrong I should take the boxing glove in the middle and punch you in the face for being so dumb. But I won't. Instead let me tell you the flat out truth:
"Feet are ugly.
Looking for Ronan Macewan's Prada shoes
What:
Looking for Ronan's Prada shoes
Where:
Around the place. Last seen at The Alderman on Saturday
When:
Until we track them down
How much:
What price vigilance?
Description:
Our writer Ronan has had his Prada shoes stolen. Ronan has Prada shoes? You exclaim. How did someone get them off his feet? These are valid questions, but there's no time for jibber jabber, we must remain focused on revenge. Here is his victim's statement: "My shoes were taken at about 2 o'clock on Saturday night at The Alderman.
Event: Party
Stimulus: sound the horns!
Vivienne Westwood for Melissa
Artistic collaborations are a pretty sweet thing. Matthew Barney and Björk, Andy Warhol and Lou Reed... Starbucks and Sonic Youth.
'Anglomania' is the love child of one such collaboration, between the queen of punk, Ms Vivienne Westwood, and the cult of Brazilian footwear, Melissa - also the brains behind the original jelly sandal invented in '79.
Spring Court Shoes
"They're turning kids into slaves, just to make cheaper sneakers. What's the real cost cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we paying so much money for sneakers when they're made by little slave kids?" ‘Think About It' - Flight of The Concords.
NO MORE must we a) support child slavery b) pay so much money for sneakers.
Spring Court shoes
"They're turning kids into slaves, just to make cheaper sneakers. What's the real cost cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper? Why are we paying so much money for sneakers when they're made by little slave kids?" ‘Think About It' - Flight of The Concords (1.26).
NO MORE must we a) support child slavery b) pay so much money for sneakers.
PRVDR
We travel all round the world hawking our asses to the highest bidder and what is the number one thing you do when you hit the hut in New York, Tokyo, London and Reykjavik? You max the plastic – men are the new women when it comes to objectifying brands and shopping. One of the pernicious ironies of hype-driven global retail culture is that stores in big cities with big reps aren’t always deserving of such exalted desire – either the lofty altitude of the staff sucks balls or the vibe simply aint much to Fedex home about.
Jason Markk for Undefeated Premium Sneaker Solution Set
Everybody has a couple of beaters in the cupboard. But did you know you can actually bring those fargones back to life with a little elbow grease? What was once a black science has now been extensively researched in the latest Sneaker Freaker and for all the old-wives tales of obscurist abrasives and potions, the out and out winner has been a new product developed in the USA by Jason Markk Inc.
Random Entries:
Search our guide to Melbourne
Browse our guide to Melbourne by interest
Browse our guide to Melbourne by keyword
Melbourne Events Calendar
Select a date to see what's on in Melbourne
Browse our guide to Melbourne by weekly issue
Working