Keyword results: Miranda July
Despite her helmet hair, Miranda July has featured in more than 100,000 sexual submission fantasies (according to the ABS). So, of course, when she tells people to do stuff, they get into it in a big way. What stuff? Um, documenting their bald spots, sculpting a bust of Steve, etc.
Learning to Love You More is a web site and series of exhibitions of work made by the general public in response to 'assignments' given by July and her friend Harrell Fletcher.
Anger management classes are a funny thing really. But we suppose you can't argue with a "Restraining Order" - whatever that is. One thing we did learn however, apart from how to get high off your own toenail clippings, is that keeping your expectations as low as possible can be the key to happiness and fulfillment.
A hundred and twenty bucks doesn't get you much these days in the way of human companionship. Sure, you could wrangle together some stranger for a buck fifty or so, but everyone knows the top shelf stuff starts at four figures, minimum.
It wasn't always this way. Remember love letters? Real ones? Coming home to find an envelope with your name written on it.
We've all been there. In the red for 130 large. Mustached men at your door, brandishing cigar clippers. Delicately tying your privates between your legs, wandering the docks to pleasure lonely seamen. The blood. The screaming. The feathers... Oh the twisted agony of it all. You wouldn't wish those dark times on your worst enemy, would you now?
Well here is your moment to shine people.
Search our guide to Melbourne
Browse our guide to Melbourne by interest

Browse our guide to Melbourne by keyword
Melbourne Events Calendar
Select a date to see what's on in Melbourne
Browse our guide to Melbourne by weekly issue