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Lou Reed famously said, "One chord is fine, two chords is pushing it, three and you're into jazz." Hi God People on the Astral Plane celebrates DIY music flyers of the one colour, photocopied kind. The appropriate aphorism would be "One colour is fine, two colours is pushing it, offset CMYK and you're into Eurotrance.
What:
St Jerome's 5th birthday shindig
Where:
St Jerome's, Caledonian La, Melbourne
When:
Sun 13 July, midday to 11pm
How much:
Free!
Description:
St Jerome's may have an aura of perpetual youth, but believe it or not, this laneway lad is turning five. Oh how times fly. Times filled with filthy toilets, milk crates, unstable tables, longnecks, cigarette-filled ash trays (and cigarette-filled people), thrashed skinny jeans, thrashed bar staff and a collection of loose adventure stories to rival Keith Moon's.
Event: Party
Stimulus: C
What:
Super Sale at Alphaville
Where:
184 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
Opposite Alphaville Fitzroy store
When:
Fri May 2 - Sat May 3, 10am-6pm, Sun May 4 12pm-4pm
How much:
Cash only
Description:
If Alphaville told us they had a rack with 10%-off garments we'd probably pop in and fetch ourselves a bargain. And, hell, even if Alphaville put a freaking carrot on a stick and stuck it in our face while we were walking past the store, we'd be lured in anyway. So we take stupid amounts of delight to tell you that they're having Super Sale with racks up to 80% off.
Event: Sales
Stimulus: sound the horns!
What:
Save By Art presents Wild Things
Where:
FAD Gallery, 14 Corrs La, Melbourne
When:
Launch party and silent auction Thurs Nov 29, 6-10pm
After party at St Jeromes from 10pm
Exhibition open daily until Dec 8
How much:
Entry is gold coin donation, and bring money for the auction.
Save By Art partners up with community organisations around the world to raise money for and awareness of good things. It hits Australia for the first time with Wild Things. Raising money for Friends of the Earth, Melbourne, this show features more than 20 artists from around the world, including Chicago art professor Laurie Hogin, New York poster girl Annabelle Verhoye and Melbourne's own Elly Yap.
Event: Launch
Stimulus: W
What:
Swap to Shop, 'Frock Exchange'
Where:
Third Class, Duckboard Place, Melbourne
When:
Tues Oct 30, 7pm
How much:
$25 including complimentary bubbles and treats. To reserve you place RSVP to info@clothingexchange.com.au with subject line "The Frock Exchange"
Win:
We have two double passes to Swap to Shop to giveaway. Email win@threethousand.com.au with the subject line "I wear a paper bag because a fiery Dragon burped on me."
Description:
Worried that the paper bag you took your groceries home in yesterday won't compliment your needle-thin stilettos this racing season? Fear not. The frock exchange strike again and this time ladies flounce around at Third Class for their swap fest. Trade in your old dresses for new ones.
Event: Launch
Stimulus: W
What:
Fashion Keyboard featuring ThreeThousand DJs
Where:
Upper levels, 189 Lonsdale St, Melbourne
When:
Fri Oct 26, doors 10pm
How much:
free
Description:
Penny and Bel reach Melbourne's nightlife pinnacle, playing the main room at Fashion Keyboard this Friday at midnight. Last time, they may have only had two CDs but this time they'll have at least three and Bel will actually pay attention to the decks instead of dancing around with her shoes off and demanding jagerbombs from her many fans.
Event: DJs
Stimulus: A
What:
Junior and Jerry's Birthday - This is Not a Party
Where:
Meet at the corner of Centre Place and Flinders Lane
When:
Fri Oct 26, 8pm - Sun Oct 28
How much:
Your entire weekend
Description:
This is not a collection of words. They do not string together to invite you to some guy's birthday party. The birthday that we are not mentioning here will not be a three day bender of spontaneity or heavy drinking. We swear you will not be found by your Mother coiled up in a gutter with someone else's underwear pulled over your eyebrows which have been replaced with drawn-on squiggly lines.
Event: Party
Stimulus: C
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