Super Wild Horses

If you're anything like us, all it takes is two beers, and the next thing you know, you’re surrounded by 20 sweating salarymen in a small cubicle...

The end of an era is nigh. Smokers – be you heavy, social, dietary, one-a-day-by-yourself-on-the-balcony or only-while-drinking – be aware:...

Buying a T-shirt is kind of like choosing a pizza base. Stay with me now. Imagine yourself walking up to the local pizza store. You're hungry, damn hungry...

There’s no need to wait around until Saturday when new artists and designers can be trawled from your veritable lap. A one-stop on-line hot shop...

From what we can work out, it’s kind of like an artist chain gang. Coming up at Westspace, Skeleta 2006 is a themeless mutating exhibition...

As far as high concepts go, this is up there with that bus that couldn't slow below 50 mph without exploding. Vampires on one hand; an Alaskan town...

Shame on anyone out there who thinks it’s okay to pack a pooch into a purse. It’s not. It’s so tacky. The new PC pooch punishment is...

PM: Lamington Drive is a pretty weird name for a gallery.

JW: Jeremy Wortsman is an even weirder name, so that wasn't an option.

PM: Why did you...

Despite her helmet hair, Miranda July has featured in more than 100,000 sexual submission fantasies (according to the ABS). So, of course, when she...

Waterloo has long been used as a metaphor for a final reckoning, a settling of old scores. Though in the case of Carl Barat’s new band Dirty Pretty...

Alcohol will be available at this opening. (This will become relevant later.)

Lane Cormick is really into the Eastern European body artists from the...

Watches, like handbags, are the kind of accessories for which people will go to strange lengths to secure. But why wallow on a year-long waiting list...

Um, there's another release of Laneway tickets happening today at Jeromes (we hope they're not sold out yet). So you can...

a) continue to cling to the...

Get Made Badges are the handiwork of a talented crop of artists who took part in the National Gallery of Victoria's Community Arts Program earlier this...

With floor to ceiling second-hand stock, Retrostar is the place every good Melbourne kid comes to test the vintage waters. It’s like rummaging around...

ThreeThousand’s Fun and Craft 101:

Step 1 - Build your diorama
Think about going for a run and buy a pair of sneakers. Put your Nikes to the...

Are you ready for nightmare fodder? Locked-In Syndrome is a rare disorder where you can't move, can't speak, can't swallow, can't do anything - except...

If there was ever a patron saint for the art of bravado, the title would undoubtedly befall Florence Broadhurst.

Best known for her flamboyant wallpaper...

The most exceptional thing about Dot Dot Dot magazine is the fact that it doesn't make you want to buy anything. That is, except for the issues you...

There is great joy in giving gifts... but not always so much joy in finding them. Especially not if you have to do it in a sweaty, drunken, Christmas-party-fuelled...