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There is great joy in giving gifts... but not always so much joy in finding them. Especially not if you have to do it in a sweaty, drunken, Christmas-party-fuelled city. Or if you're buying for a person you don't really know that well. Behold this year's Rooftop Cinema Gift Voucher - potentially the finest Yuletide solution short of converting to Judaism.
The story that follows is a festering blight on my record, not to mention an indictment of humanity. It starts with me being in New York City, which is the good part. Walking in the door of MoMA, I am repelled by the population of Florida queueing for tickets. I leave and go over the road to the store, where I intend to purchase a ceramic cup so I can pretend I went to MoMA, while being ironic about the homeless population of New York in the comfort of my own kitchen.
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