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ACTION ZONE

Article published 9th Apr 09
Ambience: Indoor
Difficulty: Depends how hard you push it
ACTION ZONE Stray
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At last! The godawful ferris wheel has busted. Now we can go to Docklands safe in the knowledge that newlyweds won't be getting their pants off 50 metres above Footscray Road.

'Fools!' You say. 'Docklands doesn't even exist! It's like Shell Beach in Dark City. Do you actually knooow anyone who has seen it?' Well, behold: we went there yesterday.

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Wobbies World

Article published 3rd Dec 08
Ambience: Spooky
Difficulty: Won't hurt a bit
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I was going to throw eggs at the homeless this weekend, like I always do, but then my friend Todd said, "You know what we should do? Go out to Wobbies World and ride the Whirliebird!" I looked up from the egg I was decorating with swastikas and very gently and calmly replied, "Todd? If you ever suggest that we do something other than egg the homeless on our Saturdays, I will kill you.

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