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Just when you thought they couldn't cram more than 16,000 people into Fed Square's underground carpark, they're shooting for 17,000 this Sunday. The Melbourne Design Market is basically the Glastonbury of the independent design shopping world.
Sure, there were a lot of baby products there last time, but, you know, people have babies.
Which of the items in this photo is the odd one out? If you said "the yacht rock shoes on the left" you are wrong. In fact you are so wrong I should take the boxing glove in the middle and punch you in the face for being so dumb. But I won't. Instead let me tell you the flat out truth:
"Feet are ugly.
What:
Barkly St yard sale
Where:
103 Barkly St, Fitzroy
When:
Sat May 31, 10am-5pm
How much:
Pocket change people! And not a cent more.
Description:
Three of Melbourne's best-dressed ladeez are having a ‘yard sale' this Saturday as they reach toward that elusive goal: freedom from clutter. To them, however, ‘clutter' possibly means ‘pair of golden slouchy ankle boots last worn by Bianca Jagger'. And, you know, even if it means ‘clothes I wore in high school', that's just as hot.
Event: Sales
Stimulus: C
Keeping up with a dirty hipster's required reading can be dispiriting. You've gotta know your Lethem from your Eggers, classic novels from graphic novels. And while everyone's raving about the hilariously ironic promotional campaign for Chuck Palahniuk's latest effort, the last book you read was Blow Fly by Patricia Cornwell.
Forget Victoria markets, Camberwell or St Andrews markets, or any other hippy dive – Coburg Trash & Treasure is the real deal! Situated at the Coburg drive-in, it costs $1 per person to get in, unless you come from the Merri Creek bike path where you can step across rocks in the creek and climb a grassy hill and walk through a hole that’s been cut into the fence and save yourself the fee.
It’s fluro-white and smack in the middle of China Town, but there’s something about Candy Cube that recalls the childhood dash down to the local Milk Bar for a 50c bag of mixed lollies (and the occasional Big Boss).
It could be all the candy. The juicy assortment of fruit salad, sour colas, raspberries, milk bottles and fizzers mean that here eyes are frequently bigger than stomachs.
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