Keyword results: Candy
Description:
Oh, Chupa Chup, you've done good. You were invented so that some marketing executive's kid didn't have to wipe his sticky fingers on a dog. You went on to serve well at many-a high school disco where teachers handed you to the students getting lippy with each other. You and the glow stick were beloved accessories at raves during the early ‘90s and, despite your tooth-decaying tendencies, you promoted good health with your ‘Smoke Chupa Chups' anti-smoking campaign.
Event: Party
Stimulus: Cordial
Instead of wasting money on expensive flowers for someone way too good for you, this Valentine’s Day ThreeThousand suggests you wallow in crushing heartbreak and stomach-churning anguish by purchasing a delicious box of “Bittersweets” from online retailer Despair.com.
These cruel-to-be-kind candies manage to condense a lifetime of heartache and rejection into just a few words.
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