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You know how it happens: you light some candles, pour another glass of red wine and before you know it you're standing on the street watching the fire brigade hose down your rental property. That's what happened to the tenants of number 76 Michael Street in 2007. Happily, Mitte has risen phoenix-like from the ashes, bringing with it tasty breakfast and lunch treats.
Sure, Dexter has its tough side. The Bloody Marys are a peppery concoction of kicks and wallops that will cure a hangover with the swift bitch slap exclusive to Vitamin C. But the bar's only true sociopathic streak is found in Killers, the book of murderers' profiles propped up on the counter, which has enough literary msg to keep you there all day anyway.
Communal tables are fun in theory; banquets of towering cakes, stuffed pigs and candelabras have appeared in almost every given Shakespearean setting and the Hogwarts Dining Room sounds like the best place to eat Yorkshire pudding. But for most, group dining is a reminder of bitchy school camp trough-scoffing.
Things you can do on a Sunday morning in Melbourne:
1) Hang out on Flinders Street Station steps wearing black eyeliner, four layers of black clothing, black lipstick, black shoes and a black attitude.
2) Join Collingwood footballers for an early morning tipple on King Street.
3) Watch annihilated tourists stumble into the Vic Hotel after a night out in the big smoke.
OK, so the breakfast only goes from 9.30am till 10.30am. This is weird because IKEA opens at 10am, but the restaurant opens at 9.30am. So when you go in they actually say "you can't go in yet". But if you say "I'm going to the restaurant" you can go in.
For $2 you get bacon, sausage and eggs, only scrambled eggs.
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