Someone once said, writing about art is like dancing about architecture. Or something like that... Of course we could regurgitate the press release, and...

Kids (and adults) no longer need to fear the creatures in their cupboards because Kooky Spooks make your scariest nightmares your cutest companions...

After what seemed an eternity between Wet From Birth and the release of Fasciination, I was anticipating an incredible, mind-blowing record which...

What do you find at the Ilk Bar? Fresh ilk, of course, Ars bars perhaps, maybe even some ixed lollies? Apparently not.

What you will find, is an interior...

There are few ladies who have gone down in history. A fair lady who articulated Spain’s rainfall. A floppy-eared cocker spaniel who shared spaghetti...

Here at ThreeThousand, we've believed it for a while: disco is the new nu rave. But, as Malcolm Gladwell has said (between trips to the money-counting...

Midlake create songs that are so beautiful and natural you will know what the sound of one hand clapping really is. With lyrics as simple and evocative...

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Instead of wasting money on expensive flowers for someone way too good for you, this Valentine’s Day ThreeThousand suggests you wallow in crushing...

It seems it's a real challenge to write about art without getting high on your own cultural superiority. But the writers of un Magazine have always...

Dead pets and hand jobs might seem like the obvious choice for exploring the themes of trust and relationship, but that's exactly the framework for the...

Someone once said that being an alcoholic is like doing the waltz with a gorilla, only the dancing doesn’t stop until the gorilla says so.

Augustine...

It may sound like a painful disease rampant in the 19th century, but don’t be put off by visions of bulbous sores just yet. Sitting atop the Rochester...

Anger management classes are a funny thing really. But we suppose you can't argue with a "Restraining Order" - whatever that is. One thing we...

Written in a deliberately clipped, staccato fashion, The Contortionists Handbook acts to convey the rapid-fire thoughts of John Dolan Vincent, a fast-thinking...

‘EATIV' in capitals has to be one of the most difficult combinations of letters imaginable to kern. The spaces between E and A, A and T, T and I...

Big Mac is Whack. The Slow movement's mission is to 'protect the pleasures of the table from the homogenisation of modern fast food and life'. To celebrate...

Alighting from Kensington station, you may be forgiven for thinking you had been transported to the other side of the looking glass with Alice. Bellair...

When Ingmar Bergman and Michelangelo Antonioni died within a week of each other almost a year ago, it felt like a failed Punk'd sketch: some ghoulish...

Definitely more impressive than a mule, Band Of Horses sound is far from sterile. Bred from orchestral pop band Carissa’s Weird and released...