Keyword results: Bar
What:
Collingwood World launch party
Where:
97b Smith St (upstairs), Fitzroy
When:
Sun Sept 21, 8pm-midnight
How much:
Invite only
Win:
An invite! We have 3 dbl passes to give away! To enter, email win@threethousand.com.au with subject line ‘Better than Wobbie's'
Description:
Add an exclamation mark to the end of its name and Collingwood World sounds like it should be filled with ghost trains and kids hurling after too many dodges in the dodgem car rink. But you won't find inflatable hammers in this sparkling new Smith Street haunt. We don't like to gush about events you can't go to.
Event: Launch
Stimulus: Free booze & Food
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