Keyword results: Alpha 60
Alpha60 / Obus / Douglas & Hope SUPER SALE
What:
Alpha 60 / Obus / Douglas & Hope SUPER SALE
Where:
114 Gertrude St, Fitzroy
When:
Fri Oct 17, 10am-6pm; Sat Oct 18, 10am-6pm; Sun Oct 19, 12-5pm
How much:
Cash only!
Description:
You: Hey River, gimme a drag o' that durrie
River: I don't know you, man, oh wait, did I see you that time at Viper Room?
You: No man, I just bought you on a t-shirt
River: [Shakes his head like he did that time in Stand By Me when Ace said to him "You little faggot! This is your last chance.
Event: Sales
Stimulus: sound the horns!
Alphaville Sale
Just when you thought you would never own a t-shirt with River Phoenix smokin' a rollie on it, THINK AGAIN. It's the Alphaville sale (on everything except denim and scarves). Alex and Georgie are throwing their fine retail staff to the wolves (us) again with discounts on frankly already-quite-affordable fashions.
Super Sale at Alphaville
What:
Super Sale at Alphaville
Where:
184 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
Opposite Alphaville Fitzroy store
When:
Fri May 2 - Sat May 3, 10am-6pm, Sun May 4 12pm-4pm
How much:
Cash only
Description:
If Alphaville told us they had a rack with 10%-off garments we'd probably pop in and fetch ourselves a bargain. And, hell, even if Alphaville put a freaking carrot on a stick and stuck it in our face while we were walking past the store, we'd be lured in anyway. So we take stupid amounts of delight to tell you that they're having Super Sale with racks up to 80% off.
Event: Sales
Stimulus: sound the horns!
Alphaville new store
Q: Why did Alphaville cross the road?
A: To make room the few dozen Jean-Luc Godard heads.
Particular television programs have forecasted the development of cryonics to preserve celebrity heads in jars. But the guys at Alphaville have faced present underdevelopment of neuropreservation and had to resort to pretending, with paper cut-outs of their beloved French director/mascot.
Alpha60 Super Sale
What:
Alpha60 Super Sale
Where:
262 Brunswick St, Fitzroy
When:
Fri Nov 23 - Sun Nov 25
How much:
Stock from $20
Description:
Alphaville is moving! More on that in a few weeks; for now the only thing any of us needs to know is they are having a huge sale. Who wants to move with a whole bunch of old clothes right? You might as well buy yourself a Reject Shop bag and shuffle around the Bourke Street Mall. This is Brunswick Street store only, cash only but not the lonely only.
Event: Sales
Stimulus: sound the horns!
Unfinished Notebooks by Studio Matador
George Orwell speculated our paper-less society in Nineteen Eighty Four, "The pen was an archaic instrument, seldom used even for signatures." In a world where emoticons have replaced facial expressions, we reckon Orwell was onto something. But Unfinished Notebooks by Studio Matador encourage us to preserve the art of hand-written works by fusing the work of Australian artists with bare pages begging to be scribbled on.
The White Shoes
Good white shoes are to fashionistas what water is to farmers: a vital component for prosperity. And both farmers and fashionistas alike have witnessed a crippling drought of late. Dunlop Volleys have been dredged out from last season. Desperate people have shopped at Industrie for their white shoes.
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