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The partnership behind Romance Was Born was once offered an internship with Galliano. But for their love of Australian kitsch and commitment to personal pursuits, they turned the Gibraltarian's shapely ass down. Their latest collection Namaste launches tonight at Alice Euphemia. So if you see a man with heavily manicured eyebrows, weeping into his champagne glass, give him a sympathetic wave.
‘Biggest ever' is a claim usually made by Napoleon Rosales via your trash folder. But get excited, because we've been told to bandy it around in reference to Alice Euphemia's BIGGEST EVER sale, which will deliver guaranteed results without the need for nasal spray technology. We have also been informed that this is a ‘Royally Large' sale, which differs from the more conventional ‘Lowborn Sales' you often see about town.
Hello. Are you like me? Endemically prone to bouts of unrealism and grandiosity in your conception of yourself? Do you find your chronic lack of cash is constantly dragging you back down to earth? Do you wish you could somehow weave your inner beauty into a magical cloak that would show the world what a butterfly you really are? Well, beyond the hawkers and the plebs of Swanston Street and the rank smell of Subway, a four-day window of opportunity is opening up to bring your lofty visions of ascension within reach.
Ant!podium have been wowing us for the past few seasons with snappy prints and names such as ‘don't screw the crew' and ‘tux-o-dermy'.
The current collection ‘No Romance Without Finance' is punctuated with ‘80s wham, hiphop ‘werd' and the odd sheer shirt (something every financially-sound sugar daddy would approve of).
Artist and animator Dell Stewart, of Sleep Club fame, has been recently obsessed with woodgrain. This has emerged from long-term exposure to wood during her childhood in far north Queensland where she learned, like Special Agent Dale Cooper never did, to speak the language of the trees.
This exhibition of new work is not only about wood, it's made of wood, including wooden birds, tropical wooden fruit, and an alphabet made of sticks.Alice has turned ten this year and not only that but she has spawned a double on Gertrude. Well, not a double so much as a slick younger sister for the Nicholas Building store. The new Alice is described by Karen R as “part disco mirror-world, part black and white supergloss ‘60s Op-art (with a hint of pink of course)” and it’s open now.
There are a few annual events that can’t be forgotten. Your Birthday –imagine forgetting that! No cake for you! The Queen’s birthday – now there’s a lady to whom we should clink our glasses for giving us Monday off. If you were sober on Sunday night, you may as well have thrown your finger up at the heads side of gold coin.
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