What:
The Bear Trap, by This Charming Man
Where:
Bobby's Cuts, Shop 4, 237-239 Flinders Lane (enter via Scott Alley), Melbourne
When:
Mon-Thurs 10am-6pm; Fri 10am-8pm; Sat 10am-6pm; Sun 12-5pm
How much:
RRP $240
Contact:
96634030
Or Pip Carroll at Ambiguous Horse for stockist enquiries
MySpace:
here
Tiny bears have menaced many civilisations throughout history. More than a few have known the terror of tiny claws; the squeeze of tiny jaws; the more obtuse aggression of the Care Bear who doesn't care anymore; the deeply hidden menace of the clan they call "The Marmalade Family".
Despite years of work by an international network of tiny security specialists, it took one man to answer the call. And heaven knows, Ed Janssen's Bear Trap will be a comfort to us all.
Weapon specs: sterling silver body, oxidised sterling silver chain, sprung crossbar reacts speedily to prodding. Dispatch to stores is underway.
From now on, there might be a chair in there but sure as sugar there won't be a bear as well.
Product: Accessories
Theft: Theft is inevitable: Buy two
Keywords: Jewellery, Bobby's Cuts, Ed Janssen
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