SPAM Art Posters
Hey guy, my name is Harold Winston Esquire third, I represent Nigerian Texaco Oil. I have a good job and drive a car. Sadly, my employer was recently killed in a zombie suicide blood pact. Also, his family died in an unrelated accident that same day. What are the odds?
My former employer was a wealthy man and had a massive penis from all vitamin pills that he took. He had many beautiful women, fine watches, and made his fortune by working three hours a day from home on the Internet. Also, he whipped oil out of the locals. Since we got information about his death we have been expecting his next of kin to get in contact and collect the $20 million dollars he left lying around.
No one has claimed the money so you can have it thanks to European Lottery Rules. Simply send us a $1000 processing fee and the money will be wired to your credit card. We will throw in an SPAM Art Poster as a complimentary gift. K.THX. XOXO GG.
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