Penguin Bookbags
As you can see, I am pretty smart. But I find that when you look like a numnut, one thing you need is an outward sign of intelligence. This might be a pair of glasses, a t-shirt with your ENTER score on it, or David Sedaris in the front seat of your car.
The holy grail, of course, is an accessory that's smart AND fashion forward. (Sorry David. Oh stop sulking you high pants wiener.) And Penguin bookbags score two points on that front.
The problem is, they only come with pussy soft porn titles such as 'Sweet Danger', 'Siren Land' and 'Dangerous Curves'. Men, however, can wear them ironically at the gay pride parade. And they're 100% waterproof. Everybody wins.
Product: Accessories
Theft: Theft is inevitable: Buy two
Keywords: Penguin, Bags, intemellectual
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