What:
Last Exit To Nowhere T-shirts
Where:
Online here
When:
The dollar strengthens
How much:
Around AUD $54 including postage
It's a shame that slogan t-shirts are lamer than a guy who just got stabbed in the kneecap with a wasp knife, because the other day I was inside my closet looking for the doorway to my secret den (from whence I once sent emails to prospective publishers regarding my manuscript "Hello Cleveland: A Band That Never Made It Outside Ohio") when a box toppled from the shelf, bringing with it a flood of memories.
Like the winter we took a discount package to a hotel overlooking a lake. I remember the superintendent was plain unhelpful when I told him about the river of blood gushing out the lift. Only place we got real service was at the bar in the ballroom.
And the time I was working at Louis and I ran into my friend Clemenza in the bathroom. I remember very clearly because later that night Sollozzo and McClusky came in to meet this slick-haired upstart for meatballs. Well, what a clean up we had that night.
In fact, if Stuart hadn't started working for Cyberdyne Systems, I'd still be there. But then how would we afford the new life awaiting us in the off-world colonies? Things gotta change soon. (Take a look around this dump. You're just a tourist with a typewriter, Barton, I live here.)
Product: Clothing
Theft: Theft is a risk
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