Get The Hint Stickies
During my third stint in the pen I learnt two things: to respect my body, to utilise profanities and to count. I miss the days of abusing the tattooed inmates who tried to barter with tobacco for a ‘go' of my peach-scented soap. "Fuck that," I used to say. When a guy got shived in the shower, I used to shout for the screw, "This is fucking urgent!" Memories, dog.
Since, I have scored a job in the head office of Gloria Jeans and I owe it all to the parole officer who gave me some sound advice before the interview: "Don't fuck this up." Loud and Clear. I put back on my pants, re-sheathed the hunting knife and put out the cigarette. I got the job, you got the job, I got the job. Bliss!
I knew from experience that adhesive could stop a man from talking, but never knew little stickies could truly communicate my feelings; "Fuck Yeah!" You, too, can take a trip down memory lane - or get yourself in trouble with HR - by purchasing Get The Hint Stickies. Available in three profanities.
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