What:
Spring Cocktail Launch
Where:
Collingwood World, Lvl 1, 97b Smith Street, Fitzroy
When:
Sun Sept 6, 7pm onwards
How much:
Free entry! $5 negronis 7-9pm
So here's the thing, you guys, I don't even want to tell you about this. What? No. Seriously, you wouldn't be interested. No, no, no, really. Well, okay. You know what a negroni is? No? See, I told you. Well, let's just pretend you know what a negroni is. Actually, I'm going to give you cretins a little more credit and, furthermore, assume you know what incredible value is represented by Collingwood World offering five dollar negronis from seven 'til nine POST MERIDIEM on the SIXTH OF SEPTEMBER.
You can understand my frustration. Here you are, sitting slack jawed in front of a computer, not realising when somebody offers you the proverbial perfect storm of gin, vermouth and Campari for a pittance. Well. As I am feeling generous (and I have no idea why I am), let's pretend that the sixth of September also coincided with Collingwood World launching their new Spring cocktail list. Furthermore, let's imagine that there is going to be fun and frivolity for all on this auspicious launch.
Actually, I'll just be blunt and tell you THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE. So, not to put too fine a point on it or anything, I'll either see you Sunday the sixth at C-World or you will die UNHAPPY AND ALONE. Cheers!
Venue: Bar
Meal: Party Time
Keywords: Fitzroy, Collingwood world
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