Trunk
Sure, the suits love this place. Trunk makes them feel groovy, yet they can still drop flashy cash on fruity cocktails for the ladies and they stand every chance of running into the movers and shakers of the AFL community. However, according to our investigations, this should not prevent you from dropping by.
St Jude's Cellars
Previous occupant The Hideout was a funky, over-priced café that went out of fashion years ago, like nachos, wedges and the word funky. This gave way to Bungalow 8, a café you've never heard of because no one ever went there. Once, when nature called at an inconvenient moment, I went into the empty establishment, asked to use their facilities and was told it was for customers only.
Roo and Brew at The Sporting Club Hotel
The Sporting Club Hotel is at once unspectacular and a secret cavern of wonders, depending on how you see things. Yes, it’s true that you probably wouldn’t frequent it under normal circumstances – there isn’t exactly any music, per se, on the premises – but come Monday nights, the Sporting Club has possibly the best square meal on offer outside of your parents’ kitchen (and within a reasonable travelling distance from the city).
Old Kingdom - the duck feast
Have you been to Flower Drum? Of course not, because you are not Sam Newman. But you know what? That doesn't mean you should miss out on Peking duck. Piles of it. Roast on a plate, wrapped in a pancake, fried with bean shoots, floating in a soup. If capitalism has given us anything, it has provided the surfs of Collingwood with Old Kingdom - the low-cost home of Peking duck.
USA # 1 'Bow to Your Masters'
Australians all let us rejoice because surely we have national icons to wave our flags about? According to two American ex-pats, Eric and Steve, our nationalistic fervour is the plight of the American immigrant.
Who can deny that Neighbours is deservingly one of Australia's proudest cultural exports? Eric And Steve can: "Who invented the soap opera? America.
Ling Nam
Whether you’re on your way out or on your way home this is the place to get your fill. Century egg and pork congee, Chinese doughnuts and spicy calamari is the combination you need to know to unlock this late night culinary den, THIS is the ultimate concoction at this late night eatery. The fact is you are going to look like a dumb white kid anyway so why not do it whilst sounding like you kind of know what you’re talking about.
Sarti
The ideal location to woo a lover, or butter up your boss, Sarti is more charming than a sharp dressed man (or woman). And there are plenty of those around the place with all the staff kitted out in designer denim, devilishly handsome white shirts and spotless taupe Chuck Taylors. But what else would you expect from a restaurant that takes its name from its previous occupier, a sarti, or tailor, for those without an Italian tongue.
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