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What:
Upper Left Arm fashion exhibition launch
Where:
nineonseven gallery, Lvl 7, 252 Swanston St, Melbourne
When:
Fri Mar 19, 6pm
How much:
Free!
Description:
Two insane fashion design graduates have an exhibition at nineonseven, opening Friday. Insane because they make witchdoctor clothes? Insane because they have bird whistles and teepees in the parade? No! Insane because they're planning their launch at 6pm on a Friday night at Rooftop Bar.
Event: Fashion show
Stimulus: Be the next Princess Mary
What:
Tourism Vic need qualified masseuses for their World Record Attempt!
Where:
Lavandula Lavendar Farm, 350 Hepburn-Newstead Rd, Shepherds Flat (via Daylesford)
When:
Tues Mar 30, 9am
How much:
If you are a qualified masseuse, you get a $100 MYER gift card for volunteering! Rub goes both ways.
Description:
In what some (we) are calling 'a stroke of genius', Tourism Victoria are planning a big circle jerk to promote Daylesford's amazing day spas! They're going to break the Guinness world record for a simultaneous massage on Tuesday. What they need, though, is masseuses. Are you qualified? Get in touch and volunteer - you get a $100 MYER voucher.
Event: Day Trip
Stimulus: Barefeet
What:
Kuwaii LMFF open studio!
Where:
37-39 Glenlyon Rd, Brunswick
When:
Sun Mar 21, noon-3pm (The Icypoles playing from 2pm)
How much:
Free! A list of other LMFF open studios here.
Description:
Kristy Barber is opening her studio this Sunday for LMFF, letting us behind the scenes of the asymmetrical Kuwaii juggernaut! Her friend Isobel Knowles will be bringing her band, the Icypoles, and after that we'll go down to the servo and get one. - Us.
Event: Fashion show
Stimulus: Be the next Princess Mary
What:
Six Pack exhibition opening
Where:
11a Highlander Lane, Melbourne
When:
Thurs Mar 18, 6pm
How much:
Free!
Description:
Rick Milovanovic of Alter studio and other creative projects including entering competitions on the internet is part of a group show opening tonight! The other artists are Callum Preston, 'Bolts', Carl Dobson, Thomas Jackson and Didik Tamtoro. We don't know them but if they know Rick then they can come around any time.
Event: Exhibition
Stimulus: art
What:
Greg Wilson (UK) with Cheap Date, Mandate and Tamas Jones
Where:
New Guernica, Lvl 2, 322 Lt Collins St, Melbourne
When:
Fri Mar 12, doors 10pm
How much:
$20
Description:
There are a few dingers for the fact-check department in this press release, but it outshines our torpid ramblings in every way: "If you do your homework/'surf the net' you can eventually find a reason for everything; like the reason dudes under the age of 35 wag their tongue out of one side of their mouths whilst having sex is because they grew up watching Michael Jordan do it.
Event: DJs
Stimulus: Flashing Lights
What:
Rosie Kavanoch, The World of KMossed exhibition opening
Where:
Until Never, Lvl 2, 3-5 Hosier Lane, Melbourne
When:
Wed Mar 17, 6-8pm
How much:
Free! RSVP ESSENTIAL. Email info@untilnever.net and Andy will email a ticket.
Description:
Kmossed is not a fashion blog, it's a way of life, it's an art project, it's poetry, it's the all-encompassing life and stylings of one Rosie Kavanoch - the KMossed prophet. See this all in one place for once at her LMFF cultural program launch at Until Never. RSVP to Andy and he'll sort you out.
Event: Exhibition
Stimulus: Girls girls girls
What:
Sean Bailey and Jess Lucas
Where:
Neon Parc, Lvl 1, 53 Bourke St (enter via McIlwraith Pl), Melbourne
When:
Opening Thurs Mar 4, 6-8pm. Exhibition runs until 3 April.
How much:
Free!
Description:
Jess Lucas and Sean Bailey have a show at Neon Parc, and aside from thefact that Tristian and Geoff need validation about their decision tostart doing launches again - we don't care if the beer is stolen,out-of-date African "IPA" you guys! We're alcoholics! - Jess and Seanboth do some very web 1.
Event: Exhibition
Stimulus: art
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