Author results: Tait Ischia
Penny! I just got back from Tao Lin's book launch in Brooklyn for Shoplifting from American Apparel. My god it was nuts. Every kid in the audience was super ‘authentic' and they were all reading novels. I interviewed Tao while he signed my book. I was kinda high at the time so please don't judge me as a credible journalist.
Last week I took a trip to the hills. I was meandering down a forest path when I met a tall man wearing a beautiful straw trilby. It looked amazing! I'd been looking for a hat just like this! I asked him where he bought it and he replied, "It is a Truffaux. It is my hat. I make them." Intrigued, I followed him back to his 120-year-old cottage in the forest.
My god I hate ads. Everywhere I turn these days, there they are - peering at me with leery eyes and something to sell. Watching TV? Ads. Reading a mag? Ads. Standing in a queue? Ads! Fuck! I can't handle you!
So then,I ask you, fair and considerate readers, why is there an exhibition of posters by an ad agency? How good can this exhibition be? Maybe if they made a poster advertising a cheap hotel and the headline read, ‘Now more dogshit in the main entrance', I might go.
Have you ever had to interview someone before? It makes me nervous. When I spoke to Bradford Cox from Deerhunter I was freaking the fuck out. My arse was sweating and I needed to pee real bad all the time. Don't ask me why, I can't help it. I just get really nervous. Anyway, so I'm sitting there with my little notepad of questions and Bradford calls me.
There's a town not far from here. Its name is Coburg. Coburg is full of magical things. Such as this. And this. They've got a premium train station. That's pretty cool also.
But by far the most magical is the Coburg Drive-In. I know you thought they didn't exist anymore, but they do! You pay $13 each and nothing for the person in the boot.
What:
Tangerine Film Nights
Where:
The Local Taphouse, 184 Carlisle St, East St Kilda
When:
Tues Aug 5, 6.30pm (and the first Tuesday of every month)
How much:
Free!
Description:
Mmm... Tangerines are delicious. We don't really have them here in Oz, so naming a film night after the little orange wannabes is probably the next best thing. On the lonely first Tuesday of every month, five short films are shown in little lonely East St Kilda at a neat little bar with plenty of beer.
Event: Film
Stimulus: W
Whoa, OK. Breathe, people, breathe! We can almost hear the collective wheezing of Melbourne's gaming nerd fraternity as their excitement forces a quick inhalation of asthma pumps everywhere. Over 125 playable games in the one place! Seriously, when else will you ever be at a party where Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Mario, Sonic, Alex the Kid and even the Frog from Frogger will be attending? Add to this a collection of sweet consoles and arcade machines and you'll be forced into a pixel-induced coma.
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