Author results: Sneaker Freaker
We travel all round the world hawking our asses to the highest bidder and what is the number one thing you do when you hit the hut in New York, Tokyo, London and Reykjavik? You max the plastic – men are the new women when it comes to objectifying brands and shopping. One of the pernicious ironies of hype-driven global retail culture is that stores in big cities with big reps aren’t always deserving of such exalted desire – either the lofty altitude of the staff sucks balls or the vibe simply aint much to Fedex home about.
Everybody has a couple of beaters in the cupboard. But did you know you can actually bring those fargones back to life with a little elbow grease? What was once a black science has now been extensively researched in the latest Sneaker Freaker and for all the old-wives tales of obscurist abrasives and potions, the out and out winner has been a new product developed in the USA by Jason Markk Inc.
Yeah, we can't help ourselves but butt-plug our latest issue - and it's a wholesomely rotund number 10, if you don't mind! Loaded with exclusive stories, riddled with inaccuracies and jam packed with enough protein to keep even Bobby Sands alive, our tenth issue is a modern classic showcasing an epic Airwalk feature, a special guide to cleaning your sneakers and 1001 other bits and pieces of unuseless minutiae about everyone's favourite youth-marketing hype-driven fadfest.
Not only does the title of this crankin' mix get us all hot buttered at the SF HQ in Fitzroy, it's the bangin' mix of the very hip, very now stylin' of Baltimore house that keeps our fingers typing like maniacs as we throw down another issue. Featuring the DJ wizardry of B'more Kings, DJ Ayres and Tittsworth, this CD really does hold a little something for everyone.
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