Author results: Robert Cook
Yelling at Stars
When I'm not working out on my Bullworker or transcribing the voices in my am radio's static I like to spend my nights at the Roberts Street park screaming at the stars. Little smug shiny fuckers, shining all bright with their little smiley lightypants and all. Hate em! But you know apparently that don't count for jack because the folks at Yelling at Stars reckon they're sending the first Australian interstellar message to hyper-wonk it's sciencey way into deep space.
Octopus 7: don't show me your poetry
As I write this there's only four sleeps to go 'til Australian Idol. Yay! I'm a big fan. What I like is not the talent or the public shaming of clownish contestants. No sir. Because I'm a "sophisticated adult", what I dig is this far more subtle thing. It's that no matter how far the singers get in the competition, right up until making their album even, they seem to carry the clammy stench of the bedroom with them.
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