Author results: Kane Daniel
Speaking as somebody who is very easily irritated - and when I say 'very' I actually mean 'extremely' - nothing infuriates me more than a man wearing a shitty suit. Know why? Because it smacks of ingratitude. The suit has been designed from the ground up to make even the most slovenly, homely, porcine man have a shot at looking sharp.
Do you plan to have intercourse in the next six months? Scratch that. Do ever you plan to have intercourse? If your answer is a resounding "Fuck yes" then you would be well advised to listen to The Savage Lovecast. For the unaware, Dan Savage is a (and here, if I were speaking to you, I would obnoxiously preface the first term with "quote, unquote") sex adviser and podcaster based out of Chicago.
Are you familiar with the simultaneously glorious and dismaying feeling that results in the sudden realisation that you are just never going to be as talented as someone you admire, but, goddamn it, you are going to love them all the same? A dissonance compounded by a distinct lack of social graces, attractiveness or general hygiene on the part of the admired figure? Woody Allen should be a pretty good point of reference.
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