Author results: Amita Kirpalani
Forget to flit about the Art Fair last weekend? Or did you, in fact, flit... did you don your good jeans and was your spirit (and budget) broken by the price of a flat white let alone a Del Kathryn Barton installation?
Well fear not, at this Saturday's TCB fundraiser the price is right. The exhibition is also a celebration of TCB's tenth birthday and is all about the soaking up of sauvignon blanc minus the stink of the cashed-up-bogan.
Me: Trevor Flinn plays the drums in his fictional punk band, The Meat Eaters - the highs and lows of their career are charted in the exhibition The Puma, The Stranger & The Mountain at Platform
You: Why are you telling me this?
Me: Well you're in the GOODS section - I'm trying to pique your interest in official Meat Eater merch - band t-shirts and fold-it-yourself sets of sheep skulls, Meat Eaters tour buses and half bricks - available at Sticky until stocks run out.
Mum gave me a Scrabble set for Christmas this year, no it's not like that; I really wanted one. Despite this, the holidays were a difficult time, my worst day was when I used "food" and "at" in the same game, without even a double letter score. "Motif" day, on the other hand, was good, attracting a collective "aaah" from the other players.
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